phrases for my conrty

In my imaginary country there are tons of cool phrases such as 'Shrinken, Shrinking,' which means you have stopped growing but you are now shrinking. This came from all our scientists, who have stopped growing and are now shrinking , which is so sad in the eyes of their wives, who are now taller than them. Another cool phrase is '5,000 monks is better than 5,000 monkeys' which means monks are easier to deal with than monkeys. This came from one of my good friends Paname, who had a friend who had 5,ooo monks and 5,000 monkeys. She had to get rid of the monkeys-they were to much trouble. Then there's the phrase Genamen Frostington, which means that President Washington and Ben Franklin have now morfed together and are taking back the world. This came up during a halloween talk with a girl's freinds back in 2007.